It's Just a Joke


I guess it might be kinda evil of me to be entertained by the responses I sometimes get from those who don't understand that I am joking. I figured out when I was young that getting someone all up in a tizzy over something I think is trivial or worth little consideration is not noble behavior. Still, I love a good laugh, so in the interest of not enjoying it at the expense of another, you have been notified that nothing here is meant to be taken with anything more than a grain of salt...

Some People are Just so Into Themselves...

15 Dec 2008
Posted by ericfoy

"I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know.  'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?"
--Garry Shandling

How to Do Your Part to Fight Global Warming

08 Oct 2008
Posted by ericfoy

I've been reading a lot on Global Warming, so I'm pretty much of an expert on the subject now, especially having studied a lot of science and stuff in school.  For instance, I've taken classes in Natural Science, Social Science, Political Science - you name it; I've probably had a science class about it.  So when it comes to science, I think it's fair to say I pretty much run with the best, and if you care to read much of the literature out there, you'll find that most of my peers are pretty much in agreement with my conclusions.  So

Hard Times, Indeed!

22 Jun 2008
Posted by ericfoy

Wow.  The economy is so bad!  Minimum wage hasn't gone up for over six months, now.  Your typical high-school kid has to work nearly all summer -full time, even - just to be able to buy one quad or dirt bike!  All three of my cars are over five years old now, and I'm gonna have to sell two, just to buy one new one!  I mean, it's like we're suddenly thrust back into the dark ages or something.  It's like it's 1973 or something!

Food Quality Linked to School Violence

25 Oct 2007
Posted by ericfoy

The monumental moronity of our governmental leaders never fails to amaze me.  Our government, on every level, just has this uncanny knack for coming up with entirely stupid and useless ways of measuring and rewarding performance.  What is it about people given administrative power without having earned it through performance or personal risk, who have instead had it granted to them by popular vote or by appointment?&nb

Absolute Nonsense

20 Oct 2007
Posted by ericfoy

I cannot explain why I think this is so funny, but it makes me laugh my head off.
 -Eric